Enchant creature (Target a creature as you play this. This card comes into play attached to that creature.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.
Fabricate 3 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put three +1/+1 counters on it or create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.) Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to Marionette Master's power.
Flying, vigilance T: When target creature other than Adarkar Valkyrie dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard. Draw a card.
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") Activated abilities of artifacts you control cost 1 less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.
Create thirteen tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Flashback {7}{B}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn. 6/6
At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of Jinxed Choker and puts a charge counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Choker deals damage to you equal to the number of charge counters on it. {3}: Put a charge counter on Jinxed Choker or remove one from it.
Exile all creature cards from all graveyards. You gain 1 life for each card exiled this way.
Protection from red Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may gain 1 life. 2/2
Swampwalk (This creature can’t be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) Cycling—Pay 2 life. (Pay 2 life, Discard this card: Draw a card.) 3/4
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner’s hand instead of into that player’s graveyard. Draw a card.
Protection from blue (This creature can’t be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything blue.) Whenever Goblin Piledriver attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin. 1/2